OMG: The 3-Hour Diet
Bikini season is closer than you think. Every hottie with a six pack will be looking you up and down at the beach this summer. But, esos criticones will have nothing to say after you follow the advice of Latino weight loss guru, Jorge Cruise. He’s taken the USA by storm with his book, The 3-Hour Diet.
Don’t let the title fool you. You won’t lose the weight in three hours. Cálmate, mujer! Cruise is a guru not a God. The idea behind this diet is to eat every three hours. Also, wait three hours after dinner before you can go to sleep for the night. You don’t have to count calories, carbs, protein, or starve yourself. I mean, what would your abuela say about if she knew you were pasando hambre? Ni lo pienses. Jorge Cruise’s book comes with a 28-day visual eating planner and a recipe guide. If only mi novio could be that organized!
So, get your bikini, sandals, sunscreen and smartphone ready because, with this diet, you’ll be the one choosing who will be spending those hot summer nights with you.